Scenes from work, get-a-date edition...

Coworker1: I spent last night building a hardware device that says a dead man's name when you hit the button. It's burned into an EPROM.

Coworker2: sometimes it amazes me that you have a girlfriend

Coworker3: Have you met his girlfriend? She's as, umm, interesting as he is.

Coworker2: I've found that most relationships that work have two people who are equally interesting. You can't have a sucessful relationship where one person is way more interesting than the other.

Mad Anthony: I guess I need to find someone really boring...