Cited in the city update

Got an email from my landlord. Apparently the complaint against me has been "abated".
So I'm now allowed to go back to living my life the way I choose, without Baltimore City acting as my mother and telling me to clean my room.

I guess I'm good for the next year, by which time I hope to be a homeowner... in a suburb outside of the city.

I think I'm going to go home and take a dump on my bedroom floor, just to spite the housing inspector. I'll show her unsanitary!

(note: I'm kidding about the dump part).