mad anthony

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Scenes from work, high fiber lunch edition...

Coworker: (holding a copy of Reader's Digest magazine): Was Reader's Digest always this small?

Mad Anthony: Yup, it's digest sized. It fits perfectly on a toilet tank.

Coworker: And the articles are also short... just long enough to read while pooping.

Mad Anthony: I usually get through two or three. I think it's because I take long poops. But it could also be because I'm a fast reader.

Coworker: You aren't allowed to talk at lunch anymore.


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