scenes from work, bartender edition...

bsom: do you need me to pick up anything for the party?

mad anthony: well, I have half and half and soy milk, but if you want to make white russians with milk you'll need to pick it up.

bsom: So if you make a white russian with soymilk, it's not a white russian anymore. You need a different name.

mad anthony: How about a white asian?

bsom: that's brilliant.