Scenes from work, flush it edition.

mad anthony: so I bought a bunch of stuff at that auction on Saturday, including a neon "detoxify" sign.

coworker: what's that?

mad anthony: you know, that stuff that's supposed to get rid of drugs in your system so you can pass a piss test.

coworker: can't you just get the same effect by drinking a bunch of water?

mad anthony: probably. but who would want a neon sign that says "water"?