Dude, she's totally ho-bese...

Coworker: I came up with a new word - Hobesity. It's when a chick is fat in all the right places.

Mad Anthony: I think that will go over about as well as titpaved.

Coworker: No, it will work. (to female coworker). Hey, you're hobese.

Female coworker (indignant): What did you just call me?

Coworker: No, it's a compliment

Mad Anthony: You know, she probably thinks you called her fat. And a slut. All in one word.