Scenes from work, lunch edition, part 1

Fellow employee from another department: Sometimes I think you're whole department is crazy. You should start slipping Prozac into the coffee.

Me: But where would I get Prozac from?

Employee: Well, I keep getting spam advertising prescription drugs. There's gotta be one that's legit.

Me: Yup, spam is always legit. That's how I now have an eight foot penis. And a shiny Rolex.

Employee: Must be hard to put on pants in the morning.....