Scenes from work, politics edition....

Mad Anthony's Boss: I hate cell phone spam calls. I got a call from Ehrlich. I was like, Sorry governor I'm not voting for you.

Mad Anthony: I am.

Boss: You are? Why?

MA: I figure it's in my best interest financially to have a Republican in power.

Boss: But he passed a luxury tax? Do you know how much money I had to pay in taxes on my 650i

MA: I drive a Ford pickup. I'm not buying a BMW anytime soon.

Boss: But you might want to buy one when you retire.

MA: If I vote for O'Malley, I won't be able to afford to retire. Ever.