Scenes from work, probably NSFW edition..

coworker: (looking online for kitchen stuff) Rachel Ray has some really nice pans.

(pause)

madanthony: Oh, pans. I thought you said pants. 'cuz I wouldn't mind getting in her pants.

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coworker: I asked around, but nobody wanted it.

madanthony: I've got something in my pants that women don't seem to want.

coworker: you should stop pooping in your pants.