MadAnthony's deep thought of the day...

If an attractive woman tells you "hey, I like your shoes", does that mean that she wants to get into my pants, or that she thinks I'm gay?

(I know, in reality it's probably neither, and just that she, well, likes my shoes, but those were the first two things that popped into my head).

(and in case your wondering, these were the sneakers, in black. And I got them for like $18 shipped on clearance from Amazon. I think they are pretty cool, and no, despite my taste in shoes I'm not gay. Though I do have a disturbingly large number of shoes).