Scenes from the diner, GPS edition...

coworker: So how do you like your Tom-Tom GPS?

madanthony: Oh, I love mine. (pause). Physically. Like "Hey baby, can I finger your SD card slot"?

coworker: You know that singles night you are going to tomorrow? You probably shouldn't use that line. You know, unless it seems like the perfect moment. And if that works for you, you should probably propose on the spot.