Scenes from work, this is a bad time edition...

mad anthony: So, I was taking a pee earlier today and the director of our department asked me to look into how we can get macs to connect to our active directory shares from off campus

coworker: well, that's good. It's an important issue, and I'm glad to see your department is looking into resolving it.

mad anthony: no, I don't mind that he asked me to do it. I just wished he had picked a time when I didn't have my dick in my hand.