Scenes from work. what's in a name edition...

coworker: Yes, we really have student worker with that last name. He says he doesn't tell girls his last name until the third date so he doesn't scare them off.

mad anthony: I have a normal last name, so I can't blame my inability to get dates on my last name. Must be my horribly disfigured face.

coworker: or maybe your completely disturbed personality.

mad anthony: gee, thanks.