Scenes from work, plates don't kill people edition...

coworker1: I'm a pretty good shot with a handgun

coworker2: but I'd like to see you try to do some trap shooting with a shotgun

coworker1: I don't really care about how bad I am with a shotgun. If I'm going to have a gun, it's not going to be to shoot dinner plates that are flying through the air. It's going to be to protect myself and my home...

madanthony (interrupting)... from roving gangs of dinner plates.