A belated "scenes from Christmas Eve Dinner"

Uncle: You know, I've been drinking coffee all day - a cup on my way here, an entire pot while I was cooking dinner, and another half pot with dessert...

Mad Anthony: I think that's how you know you're getting old - when you stop bragging about how much beer you can drink and start bragging about how much coffee you drink


(note: I frequently brag about how much coffee I drink. So much that I pee French Roast)