Scenes from work, harass is not two words edition, part 2

Female Coworker: I've been to these sexual harassement seminars before. They tell you that there are a lot of things you aren't supposed to do - for example, you aren't supposed to tell me "nice dress" because that could be construed as sexual harassment.

Mad Anthony: Really? I can't say "nice dress" to a female coworker, even if I leave off the part about how "it would look better on my floor tomorrow morning"?