Do you know anything about anything?

I had a user call me today at the helpdesk.

She started off her conversation with "do you know anything about Groupwise?"

For the uninitiated, Groupwise is Novell's email program. It's also the email program that everyone at this college uses, and has used since 1998 or so. And I've worked here for 2.5 years, and was a student here for 4 before then.

So yes, I know something about GroupWise.

I wonder if when she takes her car in for an oil change, if she first asks the mechanic if he knows anything about cars.