Scenes from work, employee picnic edition..

Coworker 1: So, is BSOM coming to the employee picnic?

Mad Anthony: I don't think so - and not just because he doesn't technically work for our department. It's also because he hates the sun, the outdoors, people, and beer.

Coworker 1: Don't forget crabs -or as he calls them, "sea spiders"

Coworker 1: I guess this is basically his idea of hell.