Scenes from work, slashdot edition...

Coworker: Did you see the Slashdot article on people's reaction to data loss? People will do all kinds of things to their computers when they crash, including yell at them and sweet-talk them. One resturant manager even got pissed and threw his laptop into a deep fryer.

Mad Anthony: I've long thought that there were few things that couldn't be improved by deep frying... it's my answer to everything, too.