Scenes from work, part 18

(upon finding out that my car has more damage than expected, and I will be driving the rental car for another week)

Mad Anthony: Great. I'm stuck with the rental car.

Coworker: I like rental cars.

Mad Anthony: Of course you do. Your car is a piece of shit. The inside of your car looks like someone pooped in it, and the outside of your car looks like someone took a hammer to it.

Coworker: True. But with rental cars, I can do all kinds of stuff like drive it offroad and do handbrake 180's.

Mad Anthony: but you do all that stuff with your car anyway.