Anthony is not an asshole...

Oddly enough, I've gotten a couple hits from people searching for Anthony is an asshole. Turns out that I am the second search result for Anthony is an Asshole on Google.

I don't know why anyone would search for such a generic term as "Anthony is an asshole" on google. When you consider the number of Anthony's in the world, and assume that even a small percent are in fact assholes, it seems unlikely that your search would produce the specific asshole Anthony you are looking before. Besides, assholedom is kind of in the eye of the beholder, so you have to assume that whoever wrote the webpage you are hitting has the same standards for assholeness that you do.

I ask your help, oh faithful blog reader (both of you). Consider doing a googlebomb to right this wrong. Link to this post with the text "Anthony is not an asshole".