scenes from the bar, ID edition...

coworker: Can I get a Yuengling draft?

bartender: I need to see some ID.

madanthony: Gee, now I feel old. I didn't get carded. And I'm only like a year older.

coworker: Must be your facial hair.

madanthony: Gee, I wish I'd know that when I was like, 19. I would have grown some then.