madanthony and bsom review the new Taco Bell triple steak and triple chicken burritos..

(scene: bsom's kitchen, 12am, after bar trivia)

bsom: You want something to drink? All I have is cherry Coke Zero

mad anthony: That works. I need something to wash down this giant glob of sauce. You know those smoker stations at work? You know how sometimes someone throws a lit butt in there and it sets the rest of the butts on fire? Well, the sauce tastes like how that smells.

bsom: I was going to say that it tastes like when you eat Mexican food... and then throw up.