Scenes from upstate NY...

(at Wal-Mart, while checking out with a two packs of cookies and 12-pack of beer)

cashier: so, do you have ID

mad anthony: sure. here (shows MD ID)

cashier: where is the birthdate?

mad anthony: here (points to date)

cashier (looks at expiration date): you were born in 2008?

mad anthony: yes. I'm from the future.


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(during training)

bsom: anthony's scared of authority figures. I know there's a name for it.

mad anthony: I was going to look it up, but I was scared someone would yell at me.

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(during training)

trainer: There's a great resturant on Partition Drive

bsom: is it next to spindle street?