Scenes from work, safe to eject edition...

Coworker: The computer they have their is really slow. I want to replace it, but they run some specialized stuff on it. They have some sort of USB dongle on it.

mad anthony: So replace the machine, unplug the dongle, and plug it into the new machine.

coworker: but I don't know what's going to happen when I remove the dongle.

mad anthony: I do. It's going to go "da-donk"

coworker: you know what? You are an ass.