Scenes from the diner, hot-dog-and-email edition..

bsom: I used to have a filter set up in my email to send my wife's emails to a different folder so I wouldn't miss them, but I deleted it. All she ever sends me are pictures of dogs she thinks we should adopt.

mad anthony: You should set up a rule that if the text contains the word dog, it automatically replies "no".

bsom's wife: But I could be asking him if he wants a tasty hot dog. And he can't say no to that.

bsom: No, I'd hate to miss out on that.