Mad Anthony's Boss: I hate cell phone spam calls. I got a call from Ehrlich. I was like, Sorry governor I'm not voting for you.
Mad Anthony: I am.
Boss: You are? Why?
MA: I figure it's in my best interest financially to have a Republican in power.
Boss: But he passed a luxury tax? Do you know how much money I had to pay in taxes on my 650i
MA: I drive a Ford pickup. I'm not buying a BMW anytime soon.
Boss: But you might want to buy one when you retire.
MA: If I vote for O'Malley, I won't be able to afford to retire. Ever.
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