Scenes from work, I need a drug edition...

Coworker: My wife takes way too many Tylenol PM's. She can't get to sleep without them. I think she's getting addicted

Mad Anthony: I never have to worry about that. I never have trouble falling asleep at night. It's the whole waking up in the morning thing I have trouble with.

Coworker: Same here.

Mad Anthony: Someone needs to make a Tylenol AM for us.