mad anthony

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Friday, November 04, 2005

Scenes from home, booze and drugs edition

Mad Anthony's Landlord: I don't know about that new roomate. She complains a lot. And she only showers like twice a week. And she drinks all the time. Downs like a bottle of wine a day.

Mad Anthony: I've never understood wine drinkers. They get all excited over the stuff, saying that it tastes like chocolate and pencil shavings and apricots. To me, it all tastes like spoiled grape juice.

Mad Anthony's Landlord: True. I've never liked wine either. That's why I stick to smoking dope.


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