Mad Anthony's driving tips, part 1...

Just a thought. Let's say you are driving down a road where it is legal to park in the right hand lane during certain times of the day, including the time that you are currently driving down it. Let's say the car in front of you puts on it's left blinker on and slows down next to an empty spot.

This behavior may be suggestive that the person in the car in front of you INTENDS TO PARK IN THAT EMPTY SPOT and that perhaps you shouldn't PULL RIGHT BEHIND THEM SO THAT THEY CAN'T PARALLEL PARK IN THAT SPOT.

And maybe when they do prepare to back up and notice you directly behind them, and have to drive further to find another spot, and then you drive past them, you shouldn't give them a dirty look because YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PULL DIRECTLY BEHIND SOMEONE WHO WAS TRYING TO PARALLEL PARK SO THAT THEY COULDN'T!

I'M TALKING TO YOU, WOMAN IN THE MID-90'S MAROON GALLANT!

(sorry, long morning...)